Johnathan Walker
Caldari
Templars of Space
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.26 04:02:00 -
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Work Here
The above link is to my personal webspace that has a copy of the song lyrics I am about to post.
I also made a 10,000,000 ISK donation to you Ice, intended as a bit of a booster prize for the lucky winner. It's all I have after weeks of mining in a small ship :)
Without further ado.... /me starts singing to the tune of American Pie....
A long, long time ago,
In a constellation far away
Jita was under an attack
And I thought me and my A.U.R.A
Could talk the pirates into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response it didn't thrill us
They camped the gates and then they killed us
My small pod had gone splat
Then met IceForce just like that...
He made a post on the boards
And just like that he met the hordes
We all wound up with happy pants...
That's where, I found my chance....
(Chorus)
My my this here IceForce guy,
Maybe player someday later
Now he's an alright guy
He left his goods and kissed his ships all goodbye
Sayin'
"All of this for the right guy..."
"All of this for the right guy..."
Did you know this Gallente dude
Isn't even near a prude,
But he can make the ISK, they say
How do those other players stand a chance
When they're rich guys, and I don't have pants
Yeah, I'm going to win this thing someday
Well I know this Thanatos is cool
And the skills to fly it are in school
And I am broke it's true, so I took a chance or two
I'm a Canadian flyin' ace
But the minute IceForce can go and race
Well, I know who will win first place
Oh yes, it is, Ice Force
We started singin'
My my this here IceForce guy,
Maybe player someday later
Now he's an alright guy
He left his goods and kissed his ships all goodbye
Sayin'
"All of this for the right guy..."
"All of this for the right guy..."
Now I flew to Pozirblant,
This Iceforce guy I knew would want
To see how good a pilot I could be
So I docked o'er there and I told the tale
How my wallet negatives were off the scale
And I might have to declare bankruptcy
Is this IceForce guy convinced, no one knows
Time will tell, see how it goes
I pitched out my best bid
Oh such a crazy line
Because CCP sensed much good times
I am now running out of rhymes
Oh yes, it's for Ice Force...
He was singin'
"My My This Here Walker Guy
Maybe leader someday later, he needs a cap ship
And I'm leaving the game and dumping in my chips
Saying all of this for the right guy,
All of this for the right guy..."
I caught a ride back to Ashkoo,
'Cause my corpmates wanted me to
I frankly would have liked to stay
Sometime soon there's an epic war
And it won't be long at all before
Little hotshot's Thanatos will save the day
And in the end some capsules fry
Some ships blow up and my cap does die
A lot of folks will be croakin'
The invaders will lie broken
And the pilot I admire most
Will have quit Eve and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost...
I guess, I'll impress... this guy...
My my this here IceForce guy,
Maybe player someday later
Now he's an alright guy
He left his goods and kissed his ships all goodbye
Sayin'
"All of this for the right guy..."
"All of this for the right guy..."
My my this here IceForce guy,
Maybe player someday later
Now he's an alright guy
He left his goods and kissed his ships all goodbye
Sayin'
"All of this for the right guy..."
"All of this for the right guy..."
The End
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